The Emperor
After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation.
Filed Under: Star Wars
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26
Mar
24
Mar
The Psycho Baby
A one month old baby was robbing banks,burning down factories,raping and murdering thousands,poisoning the water supply and shooting political targets.All he had to say to the police was,I was young and stupid.
Filed Under: Police
22
Mar
The Encounter
Friend:Last night I was visited by some tall blue men with slanted eyes. Mate:Did they take you to their spaceship? Friend:No,they took me to their police car.
Filed Under: Police
21
Mar
Toilet crisis
The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding.
Filed Under: Superheros
15
Mar
Supergym
One day Superman got so sick of all the ads for total gym on TV that he went into a gymnasium and totalled the gym.
Filed Under: Superheros
15
Mar
Catwoman on the prowl
Catwoman: Ah ha now Ive got you by the balls Batman. Batman:Those arent balls, those are grenades.
Filed Under: Superheros
15
Mar
The Blowjob
Superman got a blowjob the other day,the prostitute lost all of her front teeth.
Filed Under: Superheros
15
Mar
Nose warning
Whats the most dangerous snot in the world? The incredible Hulks, its radioactive.
Filed Under: Superheros
15
Mar
The Cross
What do you get if you genetically cross Superman with a thief? You get the man of steal.
Filed Under: Superheros