Tony Follari

Headline: Peeping Toms want better perving conditions.

Mr Freeze ejaculated into a womans mouth.She said it was crunchy,he said that was ice.

That human lump called Forrest Gump Use to pump rump in a New York dump So we had to bump him off Before the next jump

A teenager asked his father how he could perform the sex act. His father said,Its easy,just put it in and turn it. So he went away and tried it.He came back and told his father it was a Disaster.He put it in with a Turnip.

The Terminator went to a VD Clinic.The Doctor told him he had a discharge from his penis.The Terminator said, Yes,Its oozing 9mm.

A computer programmer was caught wanking off. The odd thing was he was logging off with a 3 and a half inch floppy.

Pink Floyd gave a general comment about Pornography in America,All n All its just another prick in miss wall.

What do you call a Witches snatch? Salems Slot.

RARE PENIS SEIZED

The Post office was issuing new porno stamps.The gimmick was when you licked them they made a noise. One man was licking them all day and he was arrested for disturbing the peace.