Tony Follari

Two Computer Programmers were having sex,the girl ended up overiding him.

Jurassic Park Zookeeper:Pardon me Mr Reardon,But Michael Landon is not from Macedon and Brandon Lee is not from London, now if you excuse me my Iguanodon has a hardon.

If Porno Actresses are too small they get mislaid, well they get laid anyway.

Imagine if a dildo had a built in cell phone.If a woman was using one she might get a message like this,Honey Im on my way up.

Girlfriend:You treat me like a piece of meat. Boyfriend:No, I treat you like 70 kilos of meat.

What did the Cricket player do at the massage parlour? He fell on the crease and got wet.

What is a Blue Tit? Foreplay gone wrong.

Why shouldnt you let a coalminer into a Brothel? He might empty his sacks

America gave Japan a blowjob in 1945.

A stranger asked a Fisherman if hed ever slammed into a small buoy.The Fisherman said,Slamming into boys, thats carnal knowledge.