Archive for the ‘Adult’ Category

Death sentence

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a porn actress in an electric chair? Shocking pink.

The Farmers show

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A farmer set up a striptease show featuring ten large Mules. People were commenting on the big asses.

The Pool table

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call six naked women lying on a pool table? Six empty pockets.

Hollywood Artist

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A Famous artist in Hollywood recently made a sculpture called The Vagina Staircase Apparently you have to fuck your way to the top.

Prostitution in America

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

In an effort to increase revenue from prostitution in America, President George Bush doubled the number of working staff in massage parlours across the country. An official card was sent out to all of the businesses. George Double Ya Bush.

Porn Business

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How did the Fisherman get into the Porn business? He put his rod on the net.

New Product Advert

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The new invisible penis device, for woman who want to remain anonymous.

Measurements

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Woman:Did you know the average man ejaculates about two tablespoons. Blonde:Ive never seen a man ejaculate metal utensils before?

Sperm

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How did the sperm commit suicide? he jumped off a cliff, a guy named Cliff.

Quote

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A one night stand is a very fast construction project.