Youre fired
Saturday, March 15th, 2008How do you fire a porn star? You dont, a porn star fires at you.
Archive for the ‘Adult’ Category
Sexual Advice
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Advice for the ladies, never suck a Comedians cock you might gag.
Sexual antics
Saturday, March 15th, 2008A young couple were in bed smoking a cigarette.They had just finished having sex,suddenly the boyfriend tears away the covers,My god Julie ,youve got balls. She said,Relax, theres a guy behind me.
Sex Quote
Saturday, March 15th, 2008last night I came so hard I nearly ejaculated my testicles.
The Brothel
Saturday, March 15th, 2008A middle aged man entered a top massage parlour at the end of town.He rudely said the following words,Excuse me miss,Im looking for a piece of cunt. She replied,Im sorry,but we dont sell that separately.
Space age call girl
Saturday, March 15th, 2008What do you call a Prostitute from outerspace? A Meaty Whore.
New Film
Saturday, March 15th, 2008News: Britains just released a totally disgusting adult fil called Men Behaving Badly.
One Liner
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Worlds shortest Oneline: NUNS GET NONE
The Sexy Fags
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Randy Fellow:My girlfriend suggested I have a cigarette after we had sex,so afterward I fucked the packet of cigarettes as well.
Headline
Saturday, March 15th, 2008LATEST PORN MOVIE CALLED WORLDS MOST SUCCESSFUL COCK-UP