Tony Follari

Biologist: Im looking for a Monitor Lizard? Shop Keeper:I only know of Monitor lounge lizards, like those guys up at the University.

A Farmer set up a striptease show featuring ten large mules.People were commenting on the big asses.

An amateur vet tried to give a cat a tonic, but the poor cat ended up Catatonic.

A cat swallowed so much fur he ended up having a shit with a hairstyle.

A fly said to a spider,Whats your favourite music? The spider said,Wrap.

old lady,My cat was in heat, she eventually won the final.

SEAGULLS DO IT ON PORPOISE.

Pet shops deliver swallows sometimes,but prostitutes deliver swallows all of the time.

Student:When did monkeys start coming down from trees? Scientist:When they had to start paying rent.

mafia boss:A dog shit in my room last night,so you know what I did? I stitched up his ass.