Unusual shopping
Biologist: Im looking for a Monitor Lizard? Shop Keeper:I only know of Monitor lounge lizards, like those guys up at the University.
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15
Mar
15
Mar
Animal Show
A Farmer set up a striptease show featuring ten large mules.People were commenting on the big asses.
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15
Mar
Disaster at the clinic
An amateur vet tried to give a cat a tonic, but the poor cat ended up Catatonic.
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15
Mar
new smelly fashion.
A cat swallowed so much fur he ended up having a shit with a hairstyle.
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15
Mar
catch ya
A fly said to a spider,Whats your favourite music? The spider said,Wrap.
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15
Mar
competition
old lady,My cat was in heat, she eventually won the final.
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15
Mar
gobble them up
Pet shops deliver swallows sometimes,but prostitutes deliver swallows all of the time.
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15
Mar
The trees have ears
Student:When did monkeys start coming down from trees? Scientist:When they had to start paying rent.
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15
Mar
dangerous crap
mafia boss:A dog shit in my room last night,so you know what I did? I stitched up his ass.
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