Tony Follari

Dean Martin sings at an underwater world, Thats a Moray……..going past.

Blonde on the phone:help me,Jerry is trying to get my trunk out of the house! Friend:Why dont you bolt it to the floor? Blonde:I cant bolt down an entire Elephant.

report: Similar to the muscular caterpillar,the kevlar burglar is vascular and wants the dollar.

Kangaroo shampoo is taboo at the zoo…

What do you call a bunch of braindead cows? Limited stock.

A farmer took his talking cow to a supermarket and showed him the meat section.The cow turned to him and said,My god its a holocaust.

A Zookeeper was sent back through time with a 100 tonnes of toilet paper.His mission:To wipe out the Dinosaurs.

What do you call a mean Cat? A tight pussy.

ELEPHANTS SHIT FULL TIME.

What do you call an illegitimate Penguin? A cold bastard.