Tony Follari

Two art critics talking: You know Picasso was obsessed with pornography. Well that explains his blue period then.

Jackson Pollock had an exhibition in New York, but was arrested soon after for vandalizing the canvasses.

An Artist had made sculptures out of cow patties. Critics were calling him a bullshit artist.

One day Picasso did a huge crap on a museum toilet, he ran out and told everyone not to touch it as it was a work of art.The same day he called over some photographers to photograph the masterpiece.He even got a write up in the paper the next day One of picassos finest pieces, great texture but it lacked essential colour.

Henry Moore attempted to make a statue of Benny Hill, the comedian, but unfortunately it cracked up.

What do you call a surrealist painter wearing boxing gloves? Mohammed Dali.

A man walked into a Gallery and noticed a $15,000 price tag on a wall but no art work. Curious he asked the Curator where the artwork was, she said,The Wall.

A conceptual artist crapped on a board and sprayed the turd red ,white and green and called it The Italian Job.

Art Critic:A painting becomes silent after its conception. Thug: Bullshit! and walks over and snaps a painting in half., See, it made a noise.

Juliet:Where Art thou Romeo? Romeo:In a Gallery, go to a fucking Gallery.