Archive for the ‘Art’ Category

Picasso

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Two art critics talking: You know Picasso was obsessed with pornography. Well that explains his blue period then.

Jackson the Artist

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Jackson Pollock had an exhibition in New York, but was arrested soon after for vandalizing the canvasses.

Sculptures

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

An Artist had made sculptures out of cow patties. Critics were calling him a bullshit artist.

A brilliant composition

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

One day Picasso did a huge crap on a museum toilet, he ran out and told everyone not to touch it as it was a work of art.The same day he called over some photographers to photograph the masterpiece.He even got a write up in the paper the next day One of picassos finest pieces, great texture but it lacked essential colour.

Master Sculptor

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Henry Moore attempted to make a statue of Benny Hill, the comedian, but unfortunately it cracked up.

Greatest hits

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a surrealist painter wearing boxing gloves? Mohammed Dali.

Art Gallery

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A man walked into a Gallery and noticed a $15,000 price tag on a wall but no art work. Curious he asked the Curator where the artwork was, she said,The Wall.

Conceptual Art

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A conceptual artist crapped on a board and sprayed the turd red ,white and green and called it The Italian Job.

The Silent image

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Art Critic:A painting becomes silent after its conception. Thug: Bullshit! and walks over and snaps a painting in half., See, it made a noise.

Romeo & Juliet

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Juliet:Where Art thou Romeo? Romeo:In a Gallery, go to a fucking Gallery.