One day Picasso did a huge crap on a museum toilet, he ran out and told everyone not to touch it as it was a work of art.The same day he called over some photographers to photograph the masterpiece.He even got a write up in the paper the next day One of picassos finest pieces, great texture but it lacked essential colour.

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15 Mar

Master Sculptor

Henry Moore attempted to make a statue of Benny Hill, the comedian, but unfortunately it cracked up.

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15 Mar

Greatest hits

What do you call a surrealist painter wearing boxing gloves? Mohammed Dali.

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15 Mar

Art Gallery

A man walked into a Gallery and noticed a $15,000 price tag on a wall but no art work. Curious he asked the Curator where the artwork was, she said,The Wall.

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15 Mar

Conceptual Art

A conceptual artist crapped on a board and sprayed the turd red ,white and green and called it The Italian Job.

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15 Mar

The Silent image

Art Critic:A painting becomes silent after its conception. Thug: Bullshit! and walks over and snaps a painting in half., See, it made a noise.