Tony Follari

Mr Nilnort was a true minimilist artist.He opened an exhibition with nothing in it and called it, The rip off.

An artist publishes a book on rendering called,How to render a man useless.

Teacher:Do you know what lactate means? Art Student:Somebody lacks a gallery.

Art critic talking about the work of H.R. Giger A mish mash of mesh and biological mush.

Why did Vincent van gogh cut off his ear? Frankenstein wanted to borrow it.

A surrealist painting was ruined at the restoration archive by an amateur craftsman, the exhibition of the piece had to be called The Hieronymous Botch-up.

Art critic talking to friend:Have you ever had food prepared by a surrealist Chef? friend:No. Art critic:The food is fantastic.

An artist sat naked on a bucket of wet plaster.The piece was called An impression of an asshole.

I AM ART,THEREFORE I WILL BE HUNG.

If an artist cannot arouse himself,he will have to whack off a painting.