Tony Follari

Tony Follari (Famous Critic) Colin Macahon was bullshit! ,someone should buy all his work and burn it.

A wooden slave sculpture was on display in a gallery,a passer by asked if it had been polished? the curator said,No,its been abolished.

What do you call an artist who does a scale drawing of a prostitute? Horatio.

An Art teacher was always talking about negative space,ironically he ended up in a mental hospital. (c)11.03.07

Salvador Dali was rumoured to have insulted Pablo Picasso by sending him a birthday card with message, Happy Birthday, Mr Pick Asshole.

Art Critic: It looks like H.R Giger works for Necrotech ? 2nd art critic:No,I think he works for cancer research. (c)24.03.07

Sportsman:Salvador Dali invented the Olympics? Artist:No,He invented the Limp picks.

journalist:What do you think of jackson pollocks work? Critic:Its obviously the work of a violent ejaculator.

Teacher:Do you know who the Elephant man was? Student:Picassos brother.

H.R Gigers work looks very dark,putrid and deathly to put it this way,it looks like he laminated a cemetery. (c)12.08.07