Archive for the ‘Bodybuilding’ Category

Mr Olympia

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The Current Mr Olympia goes by the name of Runny Coleslaw.

Sick Bodybuilders

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do sick Bodybuilders do on the loo? Drop Sets.

Eating the competition

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Interviewer:Whats the best protein source a bodybuilder can eat? Pro:Another Bodybuilder.

Sexual Revolution

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A female Bodybuilder once injected steroids into her pussy, now shes a muscly cunt.

Abnormalities

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

a Gynaecologist is talking to a Bodybuilder: Ha, youre worried about anabolics, Im worried about anas bollocks

Newspaper Headline

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

BODYBUILDERS GET BULK FUNDING

Highest criticism

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A woman is criticizing the current state of pro Bodybuilding, Tell me, who wants to look like an anatomy chart?

Vows

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Amateur:Hey,do you know much about separation? Pro Bodybuilder:Listen pal,Ive had 12 divorces,I certainly know about separation.

Politics

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a Politician? A Back-bencher.

Collateral Damage

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How do loan sharks train their shoulders? With collateral raises.