Tony Follari

How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs.

Golds Gym was robbed last week, thats the last time they recommend free weights.

Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo? He wanted to get ripped to shreds.

What do you call a Bodybuilder with major acne? Flecks Wheeler.

ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT

Randy bodybuilders do reps in the morning and company reps in the evening.

Who invented the lat pulldown? An unknown Latvian.

Two Bodybuilders were having a fight outside a nightclub one of them tore off a car exhaust pipe and tried to ram it down the throat of the other builder This is what I call the pre-exhaust principle.

Why wasnt the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting.

A Bodybuilder said to a reporter,Would you like to see my traps? And the reporter saidyes. So he took him down to his cellar and pushed him down a trapdoor.