Tony Follari

What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? Curls

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? He wanted maximum isolation.

A little boy came home from a day trip at golds gym. He told his mother that it was the strangest experience hed ever had, everyone in there was swollen and screaming.

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WAS A BODYBUILDER

If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,dont worry its called bulking up.

Imagine if Arnold Schwarzenegger got run over by a truck, he might say,Ill be back to front.

What do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a peeping tom? Amazing peeks.

What do you call a weightlifter in a wheelchair? Semi-precious Mackenzie.

A Bodybuilding judge carried a round of steak onto the stage and twisted it and danced with it till someone said whats this guy doing.He said it was he was posing a round.

A smart alec sent an oxford dictionary to a pro bodybuilder and told him it would help with the definition.