Tony Follari

A skinny guy was talking to a genie: I want muscles all over my body. The Genie said:So be it. In a flash of lightning the skinny guy was transformed. But he ended up looking like a giant bunch of grapes.

Bodybuilder:I work on 3 body parts a day. Pathologist:So do I.

There was this skinny runt in the gym.Someone called him the muscliest skeleton they had ever seen. And one person walked over and said,Tell me,do you stretch your bones before you work out?

Did you hear about the farmer, he was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym.

Cannibal: I just ate a bodybuilder and got a surge in my stomach. Friend:What was the guys name? Cannibal:Serge, I think.

What do you call Cory Everson holding a sword in one hand and a severed head in the other? GORY EVERSON

Bodybuilders should go to church and preach mass.

There was once a psycho bodybuilder named ARNOLD SCHIZOPHRENIA

A kid talking to Ronnie Coleman What does KG mean sir? Killer Glutes

Coach:A bodybuilder is like a tree God. Client:Yeah,and some of them bare their nuts.