Cable crossovers
A dumb Bodybuilder tried to rescue a girl from two live power cables but he got electocuted because he tried to do cable crossovers.
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15
Mar
15
Mar
COMP.
At a bodybuilding contest a moron put oil all over his body and started sliding around all over the stage.He won the contest because the top three competitors slipped and broke their necks.
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15
Mar
The Show off
A guy was bodybuilding while on the dole. He was showing off to everyone in the street. Look at my striations! They said,Those arent striations,those are benefit cuts.
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15
Mar
15
Mar
A question of sanity
It was alleged that in 1979 Frank Zane told Joe Weider he was definitley going to win ten more Mr Olympias. Joe Weider said,Are you INZANE.
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15
Mar
Workman joke
Bodybuilder: To win a bodybuilding contest you have to win the overall. Amateur:Thats stupid, I can buy an overall at any clothes shop.
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15
Mar
In referrence to Pumping Iron
Arnold Schwarzenneger took his car into the garage for a tune up.The mechanic looked at it and said Ah, looks like theres something wrong with your points? Arnold snapped back, No,I dont have any weak points!
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15
Mar
Back attack
The paradox of bodybuilding is, that you have to make some cut backs to make some cut backs.
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15
Mar
Rich muscle
Arnold Schwarzenneggers arms were so big he could break a Hotel Chain.
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