Tony Follari

Cannibal Hotline, dial zero-ate hundred now.

Two Skeletons are talking in a bar: Hve you ever smoked a joint? Are you asking me if Im a cannibal or a drug addict?

Two pigs were interviewed shortly after their wedding. The reporter asked,Now which one of you will be bringing home the bacon? The two pigs were shocked, Were not cannibals!

A young priest goes to see his superior.He tells the Father that hes feeling tired and sluggish.The father recommends he try eating pasta,so the tries it one night, the next day the police arrived, they discovered someone had eaten the pastor by mistake.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the Psychic? MMmmmmmm that rare medium was well done.

Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal? he was accidently full of himself.

Did you hear about the cannibal from the future? Hes got cutting-edge technology.

The Cannibal who ate God

What did the cannibal say to his Accountant? Im living off the bones of my ass!

Tore of Duty