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15
Mar
15
Mar
The Skeleton Conversation
Two Skeletons are talking in a bar: Hve you ever smoked a joint? Are you asking me if Im a cannibal or a drug addict?
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15
Mar
The Pigs
Two pigs were interviewed shortly after their wedding. The reporter asked,Now which one of you will be bringing home the bacon? The two pigs were shocked, Were not cannibals!
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15
Mar
The Monastary Incident
A young priest goes to see his superior.He tells the Father that hes feeling tired and sluggish.The father recommends he try eating pasta,so the tries it one night, the next day the police arrived, they discovered someone had eaten the pastor by mistake.
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15
Mar
Bon Apetit
What did the cannibal say after he ate the Psychic? MMmmmmmm that rare medium was well done.
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15
Mar
The Arrogance
Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal? he was accidently full of himself.
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15
Mar
The Future
Did you hear about the cannibal from the future? Hes got cutting-edge technology.
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15
Mar
The Accountant
What did the cannibal say to his Accountant? Im living off the bones of my ass!
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