Tony Follari

How did the cannibal break the law? He froze a Lawyer then snapped him in half.

Fine young Cannibals never mince words they are educated at Eton(eaten) with degrees in Anatomy.And often spend their Holidays in Hungary.

A man went to a Cannibal Restaurant and ordered a Priest and an Ethiopian.After the meals the Waiter asked the man what he thought of the dishes,Well the Priest was divine,but the ethiopian had too many bones.

What did the cannibal say about the brain soup? I have mixed emotions.

What did the cannibal do at the University? He ate the student body.

What did the cannibal say to the burglar? Keep your eyes peeled.

Why didnt the cannibal eat shakespeare? Because a pound of flesh isnt enough.

A genie once said to a cannibal,Now,youve got one wish,better make it good. Cannibal,Ok,I want a piece of God.

How does a cannibal make a hot rod? Throws a penis in an oven.

What does a cannibal call ten Italians lying on top of each other? Lasagna.