Tony Follari

What did the cannibal say to the blonde? I wouldnt mind spreading your legs………on my toast.

A lady cannibal enters a top restaurant and orders a starter.Yes, Ill have the Entree Agassi.

The New Hannibal Lector mobile, with fresh leather interior.

Cannibals dont have moral fibre, they eat moral fibre.

A cannibal was roasting a bodybuilder over the fire when his son said,Whats that dad? He said,Just a chest nut son.

Cannibals dont eat politicians, theyre afraid of getting cancer.

Why did the cannibal have sore feet? He was feeling hungry.

What did the cannibal say to Einstein? If I put your family in this pot ,Itll all be relative.

Vegetarian:I like my potatoes cooked in their jackets. Cannibal:I like my couch potatoes cooked in their jackets.