Archive for the ‘Computer’ Category

New Years wish

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Bill Gates was asked what his new years resolution would be, he said, I want higher resolution.

Pissing around

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A dumb blond was playing around with her cursor so the boss decided to curse her.

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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

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Stupid bitch

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Programmer: Do you know what an emulator is? Dumb blonde: some kind of emu, a bird isnt it?

Accessories

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What does Bill Gates have outside his door? Four mats.

Super dense software

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How does a blonde use coral draw? Its very hard,she snaps off a bit of coral and scratches a white board.

Bug shock

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The Eniac computer of 1944 was being reserviced by the united states government. A computer specialist was brought in to iron out all the bugs.He took a good look at the internal parts and screamed,Hell,I cant debug this,youve got cockroaches the size of footballs in there.

redesigning life

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

psychologist:You want to change reality because you cannot accept reality. Bill Gates:No,I cant accept second best.

internet on a ship

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A Samoan on the net is called the INTERISLANDER.

robo-accident

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Computerlab: Techie:That robot over there smells like potatoes. Assistant:Yeah,he burnt his chips yesterday. Techie:What are we going to do with him? Assistant:Put him on the sofa over there,he can be our live in couch potatoe.