New Years wish
Bill Gates was asked what his new years resolution would be, he said, I want higher resolution.
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15
Mar
Pissing around
A dumb blond was playing around with her cursor so the boss decided to curse her.
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Mar
15
Mar
Stupid bitch
Programmer: Do you know what an emulator is? Dumb blonde: some kind of emu, a bird isnt it?
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Mar
Accessories
What does Bill Gates have outside his door? Four mats.
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Mar
Super dense software
How does a blonde use coral draw? Its very hard,she snaps off a bit of coral and scratches a white board.
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Mar
Bug shock
The Eniac computer of 1944 was being reserviced by the united states government. A computer specialist was brought in to iron out all the bugs.He took a good look at the internal parts and screamed,Hell,I cant debug this,youve got cockroaches the size of footballs in there.
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Mar
redesigning life
psychologist:You want to change reality because you cannot accept reality. Bill Gates:No,I cant accept second best.
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Mar
internet on a ship
A Samoan on the net is called the INTERISLANDER.
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Mar
robo-accident
Computerlab: Techie:That robot over there smells like potatoes. Assistant:Yeah,he burnt his chips yesterday. Techie:What are we going to do with him? Assistant:Put him on the sofa over there,he can be our live in couch potatoe.
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