Tony Follari

Shareware was invented by cross-dressers.

Russian Computer scientists sometimes call president PUTIN ,president INPUT.

A computer was in a repair shop with a sign that said Crash victim.

Computer nerd:You know the ancient Greeks had invented the paper shredder. Blonde:What was the model called? Computer nerd: Euripides up.

Bill Gates was walking down the street when he was stopped by two gay guys,We want your ass man? Bill said,Sorry guys my asshole is protected by light gates and quantum encryption.

A blonde read a sign in the computer shop that said HelpDesk so she immediately grabbed it and started pushing it towards the exit.The boss asked what she was doing? she said,Im gonna give this thing a life.

Nerd:I came down with silicon poisoning, I was eating the wrong chips.

Steve Jobs walked into the Presidents office wearing his new hard-drive boots. Official:Please wipe your shoes before you enter here sir? Steve Jobs:No,I cant wipe the data from these boots at all.

Two Dates were having a conversation: 1st Date:I got insulted by a message I saw on TV. 2nd Date:What did it say? 1st Date: UPdates.

Mad gameplayer:Im going to inject plaster of paris into your brain? Bill Gates:What on earth for? Mad gameplayer:To create the latest dreamcast. (c)14.2.07