Archive for the ‘Computer’ Category

irony of the world

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Teacher:What do you do? Trouble maker:I make enemies. Teacher:and what do you do? Game designer:I make enemies,its my job. (c)23.03.07

Easter friday Joke

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Historian:Hitler spent a lot of time in Doss houses. Bill Gates:DOS houses? Im kind of interested. (c)6.04.07

Easter friday Joke

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Historian:Hitler spent a lot of time in Doss houses. Bill Gates:DOS houses? Im kind of interested. (c)6.04.07

Graphix class

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

During a computer graphics class, a tutor asked all the students to draw a camel.a religious student decided to draw one without a hump. The tutor got angry,why dont you follow my instructions? Because in our country we do not hump camels.

chewy information

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Bill gates goes to the dentist? Dentist:Why is there paper between your teeth? Bill:I bitmap. 26.06.07

Taxi computer

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Did you hear about the Taxi computer? There was something wrong with their drivers. (c)8.08.07

MICROBESOFT: Advert

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

MICROBESOFT For dirty software programmers (c)31.08.07

hotspot

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Where do top porn stars drink? The Toolbar. (c)21.11.07

truly funny

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

computer artists are sensitive to radiation,this is why watching pornography can cause visual disturbances. 3.11.07

Hot Worlds online

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How do two planets enjoy sexual relations? With Global Positioning. (c)20.12.07 Tony Follari