Tony Follari

How do you make a fish flavoured condom? Stick one in your girlfriend.

A bloke is talking to a friend:I went through 50 condoms last weekend, and I still couldnt find my clothes.

Why is a condom like a submarine disaster? Because it traps semen.

Joker: I broke a few ribs today. his mate:Must of hurt? Joker:No,they dont make condoms like they use to.

What do you call a condom with a halo hovering over it? The Holy one.

Girl in Pharmacy:You said the condoms had tips,but I cant find the advice anywhere?

Did you hear about the electric condom? You have to plug it in twice.

The great thing about glow in the dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, you wont have to turn on the light.

A new brand of condom was released onto the market called The condom of life, the slogan wasThe condom of life, its what you put into it.

If you want to fuck a TX Terminator you better wear a bullet proof condom.