Tony Follari

The new Stephen Hawking Condom, for your next big bang.

How does a Clown prepare for sex? He puts on a red condom, a blue condom,a yellow condom, an orange condom ,and a green condom.

We found a condom stuck inside a vaccuum cleaner,someone obviously wanted to get sucked off for free, but look at the size of the power bill !!!

When Tom Thumb wore a condom,they were calling him, The boy in the plastic bubble.

Why are condoms transparent? so the sperm can enjoy the scenery.

How did the sperm breakthrough the condom? It belonged to a Kamikaze Pilot.

Who invented the condom? A Plastic Surgeon born with one finger.

Humans wear condoms But giant gorillas wear Kongdoms.

What do you call a Japanese condom? A nippon slip-on.

What do you call a condom fitted with a small camera? A very perceptive contraceptive.