Archive for the ‘Condom’ Category

Message

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

There was a message printed on the end of a condom, it said No survivors.

Waterslide

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What use is a condom on the grass? It could be a water slide for a grasshopper.

French Joke

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Two men in a Bar Have you ever seen a French letterbox? No, I didnt know condoms could fight?

The letterbox

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Two guys in a bar 1st guy: Have you ever seen a french letterbox? 2nd guy:No, I didnt know condoms could fight.

how to flatten a condom

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

how do you roll on a condom? its pointless, what use is it rolling around on a condom.

what next?

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a full condom? disposable incum.

anatomy of the condom

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call the base of a Condom? The finish line.

deformed product

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A man went to the chemist to look for some condoms.The assistant said they had some new brands in .The man told her that he had a deformed penis, so she suggested he buy the new picasso condom.

burning issues

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

New Saying: If you cant take the heat,put on another condom. (c)12.03.07

Memorable advice

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Quote: If you cant stand the heat,get out of the condom.