Archive for the ‘Condom’ Category

rude restaurant

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Porn star:Waiter, theres a fly in my condom? Waiter:Wait a minute,wheres the soup? (c)19.04.07

star trek:The Next insemination

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Captain Picard wanted his captains log laminated, so a female office suggested he go to the mensroom and put on a condom.

Star Trek:The next Jenna-ration

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Picard:I want my Captains log laminated. Female officer:Here,put on this tight condom. (c)24.4.07

neat and tidy

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do little old ladies do with condoms? Use them as body bags for mice. (c)11-5-07

Red hot special

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The New Ferrari condom, greater acceleration in the wet. (c)21-05-07

hitech sex product

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Use the latest cyber-condom It has a built in VD burner. (c)21-05-07

Jellyfish horror

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

An irresponsible condom company dumped ten tonnes of used condoms straight into the ocean which caused a beach panic,everyone thought it was a jellyfish invasion. (c)24-05-07

kryptosperm

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The Lex luthor Condom Its green and it stings Supergirl. (c)6.07.07

3D sex aid

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The new Hologram Condom It really stands out. (c)6.07.07

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Advert: The Armageddon Condom End your world in a bang (c)7.7.7