Tony Follari

Romana: What do you call a giant Sontaran? Dr Who: An Observatory.

Dr Who was sitting around a table with 12 other timelords when somebody farted. The question is who farted? and the answer is Who farted.

Why doesnt Dr Who like the Dentist? Hes afraid of losing his K9.

After Dr Who retired he opened up a clothing shop called fabrics of the Universe.

What do you call a Maori Timelord? Dr Hu Hu Grub.

While Superman was in london he spotted a person high up on a balcony about to jump so he found the nearest telephone booth and quickly started to change.All of a sudden a man appeared wearing a long scarf,Im sorry sir,but the Tardis is not a changing room.

About a timelord who loses his privacy.

The story about a paranoid wanker.

Tom Baker finds a giant herpe under his armpit.

The story of how Tom Baker fell off his bicycle onto a pit of scoria.