Tony Follari

Its bath time and the doctor dreads pulling the plug.

Doctor who gets rolling drunk and throws up outside the Tardis.

If Doctor Who fails a regeneration he becomes a Dr What!

Doctor Who was house hunting on Gallifrey.When the real estate agent took him through to the master bedroom he was shocked to see another tardis in there .Whats that doing here? the agent said it was The Masters, thats why it was the master bedroom. The Doctor said,I cant have that in here, I dont want the Master perving at my affairs.

The Master had an ingenius idea,he turned his Tardis into a tablet which the Doctor swallowed after suffering some indigestion.Once inside the doctors belly he could cause havoc.But he made one fatal mistake the doctor had been taking laxatives the previous night and the master ended up lost in the sewer system of london.

The Rani decided to pose naked for Playboy in 2004. The article was called A crack in time.

What do you call Dr Who running to the toilet? Dr Whoosh.

Reporter:Who in your opinion are the biggest wankers in the universe? Dr Who:The Zygons, Ive seen them masturbate their control panels.

When Dr Whos mother was ill in hospital he sent her a get well card with the message Who really cares.

The arrow of time moves forward, to ask it to go back is like saying was Robinhood a Timelord?