Archive for the ‘Gay’ Category

Unlucky for some

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Bill Gates was stopped in the middle of the street by two gay guys who said,We want your ass man.Bill Gates replied:Sorry guys,my asshole is protected with light gates and quantum encryption.

a way out

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How does a Gay guy commit suicide? He shoots himself up the ass.

particle physics

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a Gay particle? Barry on.

Police statement

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Underage lesbians dont have a liquor liscense.

RSVP

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

man:I received an invitation to a gay party the other day. Friend:What did it say? Man:Bring a ring.

caught

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Did you here about the gay theif? He was caught brown handed.

Job exclusion

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Macdonalds manager:We dont employ gay people in our business,the last one put cannabis up his ass. Job Apllicant:Whats that got to do with it? MacDonalds manager:Are you kidding,he was making hash browns.

sarcastic bloke

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A gay guy was screwing two women up the ass side by side in a fertility clinic.When the boss walked in he asked what was going on.The gay man said he was a door to door salesman. (c)7.03.07

giving the homeless something to do

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A gay miser was stopped in the street by a bum. Bum:Please,can you give me some money? The gay miser gave him an empty wallet. Bum:What am I gonna do with an empty wallet? Gay Miser:Sell it. 11.03.07

cheap service ,too cheap

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Friend:Have you tried wife swapping? Lesbian:Yeah,I use Trade me. (c)21-4-07