Tony Follari

Where do gays get rehab? At a sewerage treatment plant.

What did the queer say to the roadworker? I wouldnt mind trying your manhole.

Gay critic: Larry Nivens novel RINGWORLD is about a planet that has an asshole. other gay:It must be a smelly place? Gay critic:not in the novel , a comet bogged up the hole. (c) 13.06.07

How do you make a gay spoon? Hand one to Yuri Geller. (c)15.06.07

A gay theif from another planet busted his naked ass through the window of a jewellery shop.A small arm came out of his bum and started grabbing jewellery randomly.It then retracted into his ass.Two nearby hobos commented,Did you see that? Yeah, that fool was taking it up the ass in public. (c)28.06.07

a gay guy rubbed a bit of shit on a document in an employment agency. A clerk asked him what he was doing.I just did my job application,here you go.

How do queers do stretching exercises? they put barbells up their asses. (c)1.07.07

Gay Guy:I call my cock Mohammed Ali. Other guy:Why is that? Gay Guy:It gets beaten up in the ring. (c)6.07.07

Bloke:I went to this gay restaurant the other day and ordered squid rings, guess what they gave me? Unrolled condoms on rice. (c)6.07.07

A gay guy showed a mechanic his car.The mechanic said the ring gear was stuffed.The gay guy said,Tell me about it,my ass is killing me. (c)1997