Archive for the ‘Lightbulb’ Category

Hollywood Actors

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many hollywood actors does it take to change a lightbulb? A few,but they insist that all the lightbulbs be put around their mirrors.

light speed

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many faster than light beings does it take to change a lightbulb? Forget it its already done.

mean streak

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many misers does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and he wants the money upfront.

Theives

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many burglars does it take to change a lightbulb? Forget it,theyve already disconnected the power.

Physics

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats unknown,theyre still studying the phenomenon of how the lightbulb got there.

Demons

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many demonologists does it take to change a lightbulb? The say dont worry we should embrace the darkness.

Yanks

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? One,but if he gets his fingers burnt hell sue.

Perfectionists

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many perfectionists does it take to change a lightbulb? What? who told you to move the lightbulb!

Politics

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many Politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats for the cabinet to decide.

Philosophy

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats uncertain.