Tony Follari

How many hollywood actors does it take to change a lightbulb? A few,but they insist that all the lightbulbs be put around their mirrors.

How many faster than light beings does it take to change a lightbulb? Forget it its already done.

How many misers does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and he wants the money upfront.

How many burglars does it take to change a lightbulb? Forget it,theyve already disconnected the power.

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats unknown,theyre still studying the phenomenon of how the lightbulb got there.

How many demonologists does it take to change a lightbulb? The say dont worry we should embrace the darkness.

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? One,but if he gets his fingers burnt hell sue.

How many perfectionists does it take to change a lightbulb? What? who told you to move the lightbulb!

How many Politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats for the cabinet to decide.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Thats uncertain.