Tony Follari

How many dole bludgers does it take to change a lightbulb? Youll be lucky.

How many yuppies does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but he insists on a chandelier.

How many chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? Far too many.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Sum.

How many weaklings does it take to change a lightbulb? A phew!

How many africans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they cant afford them.

How many poor victorian boys does it take to change a lightbulb? one, a boy named Oliver Twist.

How many Carmelite nuns does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun.

How many crane operators does it take to change a lightbulb? Tons.

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding?