Tony Follari

How many rich snobby women does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but shes changed her mind she wants a new ceiling.

How many rich snobby women does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but shes changed her mind she wants a new ceiling.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a human? about a million, thats enough to change anyones mind.

How many fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? About eight, but on Mars its sixteen.

How many artist critics does it take to change a lightbulb? none, theyre too busy studying the concept.

How many Frankensteins does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but he decided to plug himself in first.

How many street kids does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but hes already tagged it.

How many porn stars does it take to change a lightbulb? one, but god knows where theyre going to put that thing.

What has a dumb person and a lightbulb got in common? About 60 whats.

how does a miser change a lightbulb? he says,Stuff it,sell the house,Im not paying for that lightbulb.