Tony Follari

Cancer is very good at stealing other peoples material.

Doctor:You have a migraine. Farmer:No,I dont have your grain?

The Red Cross is not a group of russian transvestites.

A demolition team dropped a house on an old mans leg.He was rushed to hospital where the doctor said he was homesick.

Doctor:You have a tumour in your brain the size of a small virus. Patient:So whats the problem? Doctor:Your brain is the same size.

A man was doing mouth to mouth resusitation so forcefully that the patient was farting.

Mental Health for some people, is Mental Hellth.

Did you hear about the crazy smoker? He ended up in a Menthol Hospital.

Sometimes brain tumours take a dream holiday in your head.

Headlines: Bakebean eater arrested for dangerous gas emissions.