body invasion
Cancer is very good at stealing other peoples material.
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Cancer is very good at stealing other peoples material.
Doctor:You have a migraine. Farmer:No,I dont have your grain?
A demolition team dropped a house on an old mans leg.He was rushed to hospital where the doctor said he was homesick.
Doctor:You have a tumour in your brain the size of a small virus. Patient:So whats the problem? Doctor:Your brain is the same size.
A man was doing mouth to mouth resusitation so forcefully that the patient was farting.
Did you hear about the crazy smoker? He ended up in a Menthol Hospital.
Sometimes brain tumours take a dream holiday in your head.
Headlines: Bakebean eater arrested for dangerous gas emissions.