Tony Follari

Headline: Surgeon pours concrete into brain cavity, it was a permanent decision.

Quote: Calcium is a precious metal sought after by the elderly.

At the VD clinic a Farmer was being examined by a specialist.Your penis is in bad condition,I think were gonna have to put you in ICU. Farmer:Theres no way Im gonna put my cock in an Icy Ewe.

What did the Musician say to the doctor? I think my bach is baroque.

Encephalitis expands the mind…

A man walked into an operating theatre where there were six surgeons all wearing balaclavas. Whats going on here? Cant you see there are criminals operating in the area?

SURGEON CAUGHT RED HANDED

What do Nazi Gynaecologists use? Twat stickers.

Physiologist:I can describe a vagina,but I will not go into it.

client:I think Ive got a bad case of crabs. Doctor:Why do you think that? Client:Ive been walking sideways.