Tony Follari

Doctor:You have a tumour Rick. Rick:Tumeric? I use it all the time.

Doctor:You have bags under your eyes. Client:Gee,I hope theyre not sports bags?

patient:Whats the definition of insanity? Doctor:Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Patient:Hand on a minute thats what the teachers are doing in our schools!

Patient: My penis has spikes on it. Doctor:That means you cant handle it.

Patient:Doc,Im very impotent. The Doctor immediately gave the man a brochure titled,Trouble shooting.(c)25.02.07

Doctor:Are you getting enough sex? Tony Follari:Ive had enough sex to satisfy a country.

Patient:I want my wife to scream more when were having sex. Sex Therapist:Here,try putting on this monster mask. (c)28.02.07

There was a man who had so many warts that he could stick velcro to himself. (c)5.03.07 T.F

Magician:Doc, I cant get rid of the smell from my body? Doctor:Try cleaning the rabbit crap out of your hat. (c)12.03.07

PatientIs it safe to have children when Im taking these capsules? Doctor:Dont worry,you wont be shooting tablets at anyone.