the right time

Dolly Parton was squeezing her breasts infront of the mirror when Kenny Rogers walked in singingYou got to know when to hold them.




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quote.

John Travolta was in grease not oil.

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lightweight

Tom Cruise should do a boxing movie promoting himself as Mr Tom bruise.

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christmas brawl

What do you call Santa in jail? Nicholas Cage.

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quote:

An ass in your hall is better than Arsenio Hall.

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memoirs of rocky

Bloke:I wanted to look like Sylvester stallone so I spent the entire morning bashing my face in.

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going off

Who has the most explosive orgasms in hollywood? Diane Cannon.

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alcohol check point

Frank Sinatra was pulled up by the cops at a check point.A cop asked him if hed been drinking.He started to sing,Ive had a few,but then again too few to mention.

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Casino joke

Robin williams:I have trouble rolling cigarettes. friend:are you handicapped or something? Robin williams:no, they dont allow cigarettes on the crap tables.

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Hollywood goes x-rated

Tom Cruise might be doing a porn movie. The suggested title is MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE

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