Tony Follari

Dolly Parton was squeezing her breasts infront of the mirror when Kenny Rogers walked in singingYou got to know when to hold them.

John Travolta was in grease not oil.

Tom Cruise should do a boxing movie promoting himself as Mr Tom bruise.

What do you call Santa in jail? Nicholas Cage.

An ass in your hall is better than Arsenio Hall.

Bloke:I wanted to look like Sylvester stallone so I spent the entire morning bashing my face in.

Who has the most explosive orgasms in hollywood? Diane Cannon.

Frank Sinatra was pulled up by the cops at a check point.A cop asked him if hed been drinking.He started to sing,Ive had a few,but then again too few to mention.

Robin williams:I have trouble rolling cigarettes. friend:are you handicapped or something? Robin williams:no, they dont allow cigarettes on the crap tables.

Tom Cruise might be doing a porn movie. The suggested title is MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE