Tony Follari

Did you hear about the new luxury toilets on Hollywood boulevard? you have to attend an interview to get in.

Arnold Schwarzenegger may be starring in a Gay sci fi movie soon to be called Terminator 4: FUDGEMENT DAY.

What celebrity runs after cars butt naked? Chevy chase.

A celebrity was arrested for burning down internet cafes.Her nickname was,Carol Burn-net.

Rumour has it that Heather Locklear can squirt from her vagina.Hollywood is calling her, The Lear Jet.

Michael Jackson:Whats the diagnosis doc? Doctor:Well you appear to have a pale white face and a broken nose, Id say someones been Moonwalking on your face.

David Frenchletterman, celebrity who promotes safe sex , at his house!.

Bob Hope is dead, so is Johnny Cash. We now have a Cashless society and a hopeless society.

Imagine Russell Crowe dressed up like a Caveman. Would he be called the Crowe-magnon? (Someone should do a cartoon on this one.)

Actor:I was eating some chicken last night,and it had bits of human hair in it. Friend:Did you get it from Rodney Wayne or something?