Tony Follari

Mr Bean was caught jacking his beanstalk.

The Singer Billy Idol is out of work, so should he be called Billy Idle?

What movie star dreams about becoming a cyborg? Ernest Borg-9.

Arnold fan:What do you call a Mexican Terminator? Arnold:The Tijuana 1000.

Vin Diesel may star in a porn movie titled: The Chronicles of Red dick

Bruce Willis arrived at the Apollo theatre but was disgusted by the crowd who appeared to be in the over 400 pound category.He asked the doorman why everyone was so fat.The doorman replied, Were catering for a wider audience.

Film critic:I reckon Paula Abdul should remix the song straight up for our next porn movie,but well have her singing,Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever,or am I caught in a bit of cum?

Harrison Ford was at a party one night when a sexy blond came up to him and said,I want your dick boy. He said,Sorry,Im not a donor.

During the war of 2029 Doctor:Whats this terminator doing in our fertility lab? Nurse:He works for monsanto. Doctor:So what? Nurse:Hes kindly donating his terminator seeds for us . (c)11.2.07 Tony Follari. note:Arnold should like this one.Hey arnold! give me a call some time 0064 09 6209204.

Catering manager:We took a look at some of the hollywood has-beens on our list and selected George Peppard because his surname rhymed with pepper hard. He turned out to be okay so we gave him a BA. (c)19.2.07