A one month old baby was robbing banks,burning down factories,raping and murdering thousands,poisoning the water supply and shooting political targets.All he had to say to the police was,I was young and stupid.
Friend:Last night I was visited by some tall blue men with slanted eyes. Mate:Did they take you to their spaceship? Friend:No,they took me to their police car.
A butchers shop was robbed the other day.The only evidence there was 12 missing meat hooks and no meat. The Police concluded that the shop had been robbed by a dozen captain hook impersonators.
A man contacted Police about his stolen condoms.He was asked to make a statement so he told them they were very long the kind Elephants wear.
Police called Americas most annoying chemistry student, a known irritant.
At the worlds stupidest Police Precinct an officer requested assistance so they sent him three benefits.
A Policeman said to a street kid,Have you ever taken speed kid? Street kid:Yeah, Ive stolen that video before.
Police recently uncovered a coffin containing a large wig. The Constable said it was a hair raising experience.
A man blew up a massage parlour and told Police he want to fuckem all.
A policeman was asked what he thought of the artwork of Jackson Pollock. He replied,Its obviously the work of a violent ejaculator.