Archive for the ‘Police’ Category

Police Ad

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Adevert: Extension leads stolen from Police station, Cops are looking for leads.

Newspaper Headline

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Police Charge Rhino

Homeless man

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A homeless man was charged with breaking into prison, the police warned him that if he did it again hell be going straight inside.

The Greek Hero

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Did you hear about the Greek hero who tried to screw a siren? He got electrocuted, it was a police car.

The Sexy Woman

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A sexy woman walks into a Police station and says,Someones just pinched my ass! And an officer said,Really,where was it last seen?

The Landlord

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How do you upset a Landlord? Tell him the Police are moving in.

Lazy Policeman

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How can you tell if a Policeman is lazy? Hes in bed undercover.

The Struggle

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A man was talking to his friend,You know Ive been struggling all week.His friend says,I know lifes hard. No, you dont understand, the Police were on top of me for four days!

Lord of the Rings

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you get when you cross a Hobbit with a Police Officer? A Lore Enforcer.

Police Dog Headline

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Rich Police Dog Picks Up The Cents.