Tony Follari

The law has loopholes, the Universe has wormholes, and the Police Force have assholes…

Why do Policemen have bags under their eyes? Because its easier than having bags under their cameras

Did you hear about the burglar who had a split-personality? Everytime the cops arrived, he split.

Why was the Pathologist driven to murder? Well actually he was escorted there by the police.

A man in a truck was stopped by Police at a road block. They asked him to get out and blow up a small plastic bag.He said,You want me to blow this up? the cops said Yes. so he went to the back of the truck and produced a stick of dynamite.This is gonna hurt.

A group of computer scientists developed a program that emulates the activities of Police officers, its called a COPulation.

When a cop walks out the door and refuses to work,thats called a cop out.

Police have dicovered a concrete box outside their station, they are now trying to crack the case.

A couple were in a car having sex by the side of the road, suddenly the guy pulled out of her without letting her know and came on her thigh.The next minute there was a tap on their window, a police officer was there.The guy wound down the window and the policeman then told the man that he should always indicate before he pulled out.

Imagine if everyone in the world looked the same? youd have a tough time catching criminals. An example is if someone rang up the cops and said,Help,Ive just been robbed by someone who looks like the Pope! Or alternatively the cops might issue a statement like this After the epidemic of crime in New Zealand, we have no alternative but to arrest the entire country.