Tony Follari

When Hitler Jacked off, he killed six million.

What do you call a man doing a brown eye infront of the King? Someone turning off the power.

Why does Bill Clinton have a big nose? So Monica Lewinskys got something to hold on to.

Italys Prime Minister Silvio Bellusconi has an ego so big his skull is beginning to crack.

Hitlers rectum was a gas chamber

Negros rule the universe because space is BLACK.

Why do Politicians wear condoms with big tips? To control the surplus and budget blowout.

President Bush:Im thinking of wiping out all the bullshit artists in the world. Colin Powell: Well that means youll have to blow away the entire planet.

By the 1980s Russias iron curtain was getting rusty, in the 21st Century it looks like Mr Putin is trying to add some anti-rust.

Saddam Hussein entered a flash up-market Bordello in Bagdad.After picking a very voluptous beauty he took her to a secluded room and flopped out a humungous prick. My god whats that! Saddam:This is my weapon of mass destruction.