Tony Follari

a drunk secretary from Thailand was called the Thai-pissed.

man is by nature a political animal,an educated pig.

power corrupts nerves that are weak.

Whats the definition of a plastercene room? A Press room for baby journalists.

their is a clock in congress that goes,politick, politock, politic ,politock.

Government health advice: always wear a condom,just make sure you wear one out.

Draconian politician:I believe we should pump sewage into cemetaries, it might wake up those buggers who didnt die an honest death.

SEX AT THE ROYAL PALACE: Digging in with dignity

A conartist worked out how to sell second hand smoke to customers,so the politicians quickly passed a new second hand trading act,If such smoke is passed and does not attract the buyer ,the purchase becomes void.

If you bend the law into a circle,justice will eat its tail.