Tony Follari

Smart voter:I gave national two ticks on election day,I sent them two species of lice.

historian: Do you know why Hitler put the jews in ovens? Blonde:I dont know, cheap sunbeds?

Why did Hitler go to the beauty parlour? to get rid of the blackheads.

William Tell had a big apple on his mind. President Bush had New York on his mind. Both apples got hit.

America wanted to export its latest porn stars to New Zealand,but Helen Clarke issued a press statement,We dont allow guns over here.

A politician addresses the crowd: United we stand, divided we are chunks of meat.

Napolean once said,An army marches on its stomach which was odd, imagine a group of soldiers walking down the street with their guts hanging out,while they walked all over it.

Hitler ordered the jews to be put in ovens,and the Italian-jews to be put in the pizza ovens.

Headline: Cannibal President serves his Country

Tony Follari talking to Don Brash If the National Party get in at the next election,theyll be taxing us by the atom.