Tony Follari

There was a fire outside the city church.The smoke was billowing up into the shape of a cross.People were commenting, Holy smoke its holy smoke.

A Priests penis is very competitive,it hasnt been beaten.

There was a sprayed message on the city mission wall, it read Jesus was a nazi Hale mary!.

Why did Jesus punch the roman? Because its better to give than to receive.

Jesus was a carpenter, unfortunately those who live by the nail and hammer die by the nail and hammer.

There was a stolen car found inside the local church, apparentlly someone was trying a conversion.

Why did the priest put a seed in the church organ? He wanted to see the organ rooting.

If Jesus Christ lived in the present day, what would be his favourite softdrink? 7up.

What does the devil really want: 1.to rule heaven forever. 2.To rule over the Earth forever. 3.To destroy God 4. All of the above

In the old days christians were eaten by lions, now they drink lions and your local pub.