Holy cross
There was a fire outside the city church.The smoke was billowing up into the shape of a cross.People were commenting, Holy smoke its holy smoke.
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Mar
15
Mar
Competitive cock
A Priests penis is very competitive,it hasnt been beaten.
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15
Mar
Graffiti
There was a sprayed message on the city mission wall, it read Jesus was a nazi Hale mary!.
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15
Mar
Revenge
Why did Jesus punch the roman? Because its better to give than to receive.
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15
Mar
Irony
Jesus was a carpenter, unfortunately those who live by the nail and hammer die by the nail and hammer.
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15
Mar
Mechanics
There was a stolen car found inside the local church, apparentlly someone was trying a conversion.
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15
Mar
Gardening
Why did the priest put a seed in the church organ? He wanted to see the organ rooting.
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15
Mar
7up
If Jesus Christ lived in the present day, what would be his favourite softdrink? 7up.
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15
Mar
Multichoice
What does the devil really want: 1.to rule heaven forever. 2.To rule over the Earth forever. 3.To destroy God 4. All of the above
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15
Mar
Beer Irony
In the old days christians were eaten by lions, now they drink lions and your local pub.
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