Tony Follari

Heaven is perfect, what makes anyone think they can get there?

Bert Kennedy was the ultimate christian, he would often practise crucifying himself in the back yard. (c)2005

Satan hates fridges,theres no power company down there.

A blonde mechanic was looking at an engine lable that said 10,000 REVS,she then told her boss that the car looked like it belonged to a really large church, about 10,000 reverends.

The first line in the bibles Genesis should be, Go ahead,make my day.

Priest:Do you know how big Gods brain is? Blonde:No,but he must have olympic dreams.

Somebody once wrote a song about satans testicles,it goes like this, Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

in the end the universe will be taxed by the richest system, but will god step in if it hurts his pocket?

A man farted in the presence of the pope, and was arrested for disturbing the peace.

bloke:Shit I cant find my glasses. Mate:Shit I cant find my glass eye. Blonde:Shit I cant find my optometrist. Priest:Relax the world is blind.