Tony Follari

If god put on boxing gloves he could go the distance, about 1 universe.

God had an accident,he created the biggest blackhole in the universe and got sucked in by mistake, Satan commented,Now thats what I call a good joke.

Minister talking to sir Edmund Hillary:There is no privacy in heaven if mountains have peeks.

Satan goes to the doctor: Doctor:Im afraid youve put your back out. Satan:Impossible,those flames can never be put out.

What did Gods mechanic say to God? You better take your planets in for an alignment.

Satan has his own race relations office because all the white people that get sent down there become black smokers.(c)2006

If Jesus went to a massage parlour in Nazareth, hed be in there for 2000 years before he would finally come!

A evil Scientist sent a medical prescription back through time with a tachyon laser.It arrived in Mosess hand while he was on Mount sinai, it said,Crush two tablets. Hence the demise of the ten commandments.

Satan only plays one musical instrument, the horn

Why did the rock star Billy Idol go bankrupt? Because the Bible said we should worship no idols.