Peter Pan

What did peter Pan say to the UFO Pilot? I told you to never never land.




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Acronym

What does U.F.O stand for? Ugly Fuckin Outsider.

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Astronauts

Whjat do you call a penniless Astronaut? An Astronought.

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Dwarf Stars

Where was the first dwarf star dicovered? Fantasy Island.

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The Kid Machine

A Scientist had a special machine that could turn adults into small children.When his friend heard about this he said,Whatever you do, dont kid yourself.

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Timetravel

What has an IQ of -1 ? A dumb Timetraveller.

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Lucky Robot.

What do you call a lucky Robot? A tin ass.

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Brighter Disaster

On a distant planet a spacestation was hurtling into its own sun, the irony was they were searching for a brighter tomorrow.

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Joints

There are two types of universal joint out there. The one used in machinery and the one that is smoked throughout the universe.

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Speed Cameras

In the future Speed cameras will also pick up amphetamines.

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