Peter Pan
What did peter Pan say to the UFO Pilot? I told you to never never land.
What did peter Pan say to the UFO Pilot? I told you to never never land.
Whjat do you call a penniless Astronaut? An Astronought.
Where was the first dwarf star dicovered? Fantasy Island.
A Scientist had a special machine that could turn adults into small children.When his friend heard about this he said,Whatever you do, dont kid yourself.
On a distant planet a spacestation was hurtling into its own sun, the irony was they were searching for a brighter tomorrow.
There are two types of universal joint out there. The one used in machinery and the one that is smoked throughout the universe.
In the future Speed cameras will also pick up amphetamines.