Tony Follari

What do you call a wierdo travelling at 10 times the speed of light? A warped bastard.

How do you turn a scientist into a mad scientist? steal his research papers.

Whats the definition of radioactive lips? Hot gossip.

A group of mad scientists kidnapped a real estate agent because he had very unusual properties.

Did you hear about the alien nudist? The government had to cover him up.

Did you hear about the drunk physicist? he tried to smash an atom.

Short androids have short circuits

Heinlein writes a sequel to the story Stranger in a strange land its called Wierdo in a wierd place.

The sci fi comedy series Third rock from the sun is now screening in India although theyve renamed it Third world from the sun.

Did you hear about the transexual robot? shes got 3 trans-sisters.